AI court for group-chat disputes
Your dumbest debate deserves a verdict.
Submit both sides. Case Closed weighs the evidence, delivers an official ruling, and turns it into a Verdict Card your entire group chat will want to challenge.
AI rulings are free. No robes, paperwork, or reasonable people required.
Case #18472 · Final ruling
MIKE IS WRONG
What to expect
Built for the argument, not the algorithm.
Both sides get heard
Every case begins with the facts and each person’s position—not a one-sided prompt.
The ruling has a reason
You get a clear decision, confidence score, and written opinion instead of a vague answer.
The verdict is yours to share
Every ruling is formatted as a crisp case card made for screenshots and appeals.
From accusation to adjudication
Give the nonsense a proper proceeding.
Exhibit A · The case file
“Does arriving at 7:08 count as late?”
Plaintiff
Seven means seven.
Eight minutes is enough time to send a warning text.
Defense
There is a grace period.
Nobody has ever meant exactly 7:00 in a casual plan.
Tell us what happened.
Name the parties, state the dispute, and add screenshots if the receipts matter.
Pick your judge.
Choose an instant AI opinion, a 25-person jury, or the full Supreme Court treatment.
Drop the decision.
Send the Verdict Card to the group chat. The loser can complain, appeal, or finally accept justice.
Court fees
Justice at every level.
Start with a free ruling. Escalate only when the group chat demands human judgment.
AI Judge
Immediate AI ruling
- Case name and facts
- Written decision
- Shareable Verdict Card
Free
Choose courtJury Trial
Crowd favorite25 anonymous jurors
- Human vote
- Final tally
- Shareable jury verdict
$3.99
Choose courtSupreme Court
100-person jury + AI opinion
- Large jury vote
- AI written opinion
- Maximum bragging rights
$9.99
Choose courtFine print from the bench
Questions before filing?
Stop arguing. Start the case.
Put the hot take, late arrival, cheap Venmo, or fantasy-league scandal before the court. A ruling is waiting.
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